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Now you know.

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?”

The son replied, “I do know!”

“Okay,” said his father.

“So, Son, what does the Bible mean?”

“That’s easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.”

Yup, you never said that, but that’s what you wrote between the lines.

Guess who painted these works of art….

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The person who painted these pictures wanted to attend the Viennese academy of Fine Arts and become famous as an artist. If he had been accepted by the academy, world history would have been much different.

 

His name was Adolf Hitler.

(Source: wisa-wall, via ziqiel)